Aki says: “Mamma Cat Played a Nasty Trick on me!”

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Yesterday Mamma Cat played another nasty trick on me! Why does she do this to me?

But before I tell you about it,please bear with me.  I need to share a little history about how my day began.

It started  just like any other day; nothing strange about it in the least.  After I finished my breakfast, I sat around deciding what to do first.  I was deep in thought when my brother, Edgar Allen Poe strolled into the kitchen. I could tell that he too was looking for mischief. So I chased him around the house for a while. That made him happy!

Much to my joy, while I was chasing him, I finally found my favorite toy. It had been missing  forever. I love my amazing Rosie the Rat  toy. But just when I started tossing it around, that knucklehead, Mr. EAP came out of nowhere and stole Rosie from me. That got me so darned mad.   To let him know that I don’t take any crap and that he had just made a serious error in judgement, I slapped him upside his head a few times.

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That musta taught him a lesson! He dropped Rosie right away with such an apologetic look on his face.   I scurried away with Rosie in my mouth and found a secret hiding place to hide it. Mr. EAP  ain’t never going to find it!

I was a little tired after doing battle with EAP and stashing away my Rosie. So I curled up on the window seat with my big brother, Sir Hubble Pinkerton.  Of course he chewed on my ears and then washed them . I like to make him happy! We both settled in for a long, peaceful nap, snoozing in the sun.

But when the doorbell rang , my day suddenly went south. Mamma Cat opened the door and then I heard a familiar sound. Oh no- it was the pretty lady doctor’s voice!  I immediately jumped out of the window box and tried to  disappear;  but it was too late! Mamma Cat snatched me up and the next thing I knew Shannon, the pretty lady doctor’s vet tech was holding me tightly.

Then pretty lady doctor started sticking needles into me. I tried to struggle out of Shannon’s arms but she had a firm grip on me . No way could I escape. Oh the indignities of being forced to be  poked, prodded and on top of that  having needles stuck into me! It was almost too much for me to bear.

I kept wondering why Mamma Cat didn’t let me know that the pretty lady doctor was coming to the house to check me out. I guess she thought that if she did I would have disappeared where no one would ever find me. But Mamma Cat is too darned smart to give me advance warning about such things.  Thank goodness the “tormenting- du -jour” ended quickly.   Before they left, Shannon and the pretty lady doctor gave me lotsa kisses, then packed up their needles and their tubes and off they went. Mamma Cat was left waiting for what she called  “the results”.

The news must have been to her liking, because Mamma Cat did a little happy dance when the pretty lady doctor texted her the good news. All the tests came out perfectly so I should get  an “A+”. But I would much prefer some rare roast beef to be purrfectly honest!

I think it’s party time! Do you agree?  Let me know-I am all ears!

12 thoughts on “Aki says: “Mamma Cat Played a Nasty Trick on me!”

    1. threechattycats! So nice to see you again! The three of us kitties are glad that you visit us and Mamma Cat tells us that your blogs are just wonderful. She read some of them to us yesterday and some made us very sad. But we know a kitty lover when we meet one! And you totally “Fit the bill” as those two legged furless one say!

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    1. I love horses too, Vicki Jasch. Mamma Cat told me though that she once had a horse that was scared to death of horses. That horse would act like a bucking bronco whenever she saw a kitty. But what Mamma Cat also told me is that most horses love cats and enjoy their company, especially in their stalls at night. They really appreciate kitties because they get rid of the meeces that steal all their good grain. Thanks for visiting us and do come back again. I hear that you have doggies. Tell us about them sometime. We don’t know much about them but we do know that doggies and kitties can get along very well!!

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  1. Pancho says, “Aki, we have to get into a carrier and into the car to go see our vets. Cisco hates it. I, on the other hand, have worked it to my advantage. I am very very sweet and look longingly at the cabinets and then I’ve trained Mom to say. ‘Pancho is a very food-motivated cat’ (like who isn’t?) ‘He responds to treats.’ Then I am showered with goodies and am too busy purring to mind what those silly humans are doing.”

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    1. It’s nice to meet you Pancho and Cisco. I would love to hear more about you guys! Pancho- it sounds to me that you have spamslitterature wrapped around your little paws. That makes me happy! We do have to do whatever it takes to keep these two-legged furless ones in check! Thanks for visiting us and do come back again real soon!

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  2. This is Samirah: “I’m glad you’re okay, but I think that was a dirty trick Mamma Cat played on you. You deserve some roast beef and some shrimp too! I’m sure you can make Mamma Cat feel guilty for what she did. Then you can get whatever you want. I hate going to the vet. I hate the cab rides and once I took out my mad on the human woman I live with. But I think I’d rather go to the vet than have them come to me. Having those people come to my house with their pokey needles scares me more. Otherwise I’d never come out from underneath the bed.”

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  3. Hi, Aki! This is Samirah. I’m glad you’re okay, but I think that was a dirty trick Mamma Cat played on you. Make Mamma Cat feel guilty for what she did. Then you can get roast beef, shrimp, whatever you want. I hate going to the vet. I hate the cab rides. I was mad and scared and I took it out on the human woman I live with for 3 months. But I think I’d rather go to the vet than have them come to me. Having those people come to my house with their pokey needles scares me more.

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    1. Samirah, I am so glad that we agree on this. I know in my heart that Mamma Cat really wanted to help me and was worried about me. But she should have told me and not had the pretty lady vet sneak up on me like that. It was so unexpected. Glad to meet you, and I do hope that you will visit us often. I am sure that you have lots to say about YOUR life with your guardian, first coyote. I hope she doesn’t have any coyotes in your house though!

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