Yesterday Mamma Cat played another nasty trick on me! Why does she do this to me?
But before I tell you about it,please bear with me. I need to share a little history about how my day began.
It started just like any other day; nothing strange about it in the least. After I finished my breakfast, I sat around deciding what to do first. I was deep in thought when my brother, Edgar Allen Poe strolled into the kitchen. I could tell that he too was looking for mischief. So I chased him around the house for a while. That made him happy!
Much to my joy, while I was chasing him, I finally found my favorite toy. It had been missing forever. I love my amazing Rosie the Rat toy. But just when I started tossing it around, that knucklehead, Mr. EAP came out of nowhere and stole Rosie from me. That got me so darned mad. To let him know that I don’t take any crap and that he had just made a serious error in judgement, I slapped him upside his head a few times.
That musta taught him a lesson! He dropped Rosie right away with such an apologetic look on his face. I scurried away with Rosie in my mouth and found a secret hiding place to hide it. Mr. EAP ain’t never going to find it!
I was a little tired after doing battle with EAP and stashing away my Rosie. So I curled up on the window seat with my big brother, Sir Hubble Pinkerton. Of course he chewed on my ears and then washed them . I like to make him happy! We both settled in for a long, peaceful nap, snoozing in the sun.
But when the doorbell rang , my day suddenly went south. Mamma Cat opened the door and then I heard a familiar sound. Oh no- it was the pretty lady doctor’s voice! I immediately jumped out of the window box and tried to disappear; but it was too late! Mamma Cat snatched me up and the next thing I knew Shannon, the pretty lady doctor’s vet tech was holding me tightly.
Then pretty lady doctor started sticking needles into me. I tried to struggle out of Shannon’s arms but she had a firm grip on me . No way could I escape. Oh the indignities of being forced to be poked, prodded and on top of that having needles stuck into me! It was almost too much for me to bear.
I kept wondering why Mamma Cat didn’t let me know that the pretty lady doctor was coming to the house to check me out. I guess she thought that if she did I would have disappeared where no one would ever find me. But Mamma Cat is too darned smart to give me advance warning about such things. Thank goodness the “tormenting- du -jour” ended quickly. Before they left, Shannon and the pretty lady doctor gave me lotsa kisses, then packed up their needles and their tubes and off they went. Mamma Cat was left waiting for what she called “the results”.
The news must have been to her liking, because Mamma Cat did a little happy dance when the pretty lady doctor texted her the good news. All the tests came out perfectly so I should get an “A+”. But I would much prefer some rare roast beef to be purrfectly honest!
I think it’s party time! Do you agree? Let me know-I am all ears!